| POLISH SAUSAGE
> >
> > A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
> > sausage."
> > The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
> >
> > The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
> > something.
> >
> > If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
> >
> > Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
> > German?
> >
> > Or if I asked for kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
> >
> > Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya,
> > huh? Would ya?"
> >
> > The clerk says, "Well, no."
> >
> > "And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
> >
> > "Well, I probably wouldn't."
> >
> > With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
> > then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish
> > sausage?"
> >
> > The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot." |
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